Wednesday, January 27, 2010

A good one

Once upon a time....

There was a rich King who had 4 wives.

He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and
treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the
best.


He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to
neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave
him for another.


He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidante and was always
kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a
problem, he could confide in her to help him get through the difficult
times.



The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great
contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did
not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly
took notice of her.



One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short.



He thought of his luxurious life and pondered, "I now have 4 wives
with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you
with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that
I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"


"No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.



Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.



The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life.
Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"



"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good!
When you die, I'm going to remarry!"



His heart sank and turned cold.



He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and
you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me? And
keep me company?"



"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At
the very most, I can only send you to your grave."



Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and the King was devastated.



Then a voice called out:

"I'll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go." The King
looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, she
suffered from malnutrition.

Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care
of you when I had the chance!"



In Truth, we all have 4 wives in our lives ...

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish
in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.



Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.
When we die, it will all go to others.


Our 2nd wife is our friends. No matter how much they have been there
for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Parents,



Often neglected in pursuit of wealth(2nd wife), power(3rd wife) and
pleasures of the ego(4th wife). However, our Parents are the only
thing that will follow us and guide wherever we go.


Never forget the Basic Rules of life in persuing the most common Aims..
So Love your parents and cherish them....
Not because we are their Childrens but because they are Our PARENTS.
They need and Love you most!!!
You are their greatest gift


So, make them Smile from now and always cherish the togetherness...



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Kiran Desai

Monday, January 25, 2010

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Don't miss even a single word... Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof:

So you believe in God?

Student:

Absolutely, sir.

Prof:

Is God good?

Student:

Sure.

Prof:

Is God all-powerful?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)

Prof:

You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

Is Satan good?

Student:

No.

Prof:

Where does Satan come from?

Student:

From...God.. ..

Prof:

That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)

Prof:

Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student:

Yes, sir.

Prof:

So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)

Prof:

Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student:

No, sir.

Prof:

Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student:

No, sir.

Prof:

Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student:

No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof:

Yet you still believe in Him?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?

Student:

Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof:

Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student:

Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof:

Yes
.
Student:

And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof:

Yes.

Student:

No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student:

Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat . We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student:

What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof:

Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student :

You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof:

So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student:

Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof:

Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student:

Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:

If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student:

Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student:

Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student:

Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student:

Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )

Prof:

I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:

That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.


NB: I believe you ave enjoyed the conversation. ..and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?....


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**Attention**!! New Fraud Strategies



PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU'RE USING A PC AT A PUBLIC PLACE (Like INTERNET CAFES..ETC).
CHECK THE BACK OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE BELOW DEVICE IS THERE..IF SO..DO NOT USE IT!!!!



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After you enter the bank account and leave the PC it will be easy to open your account again as all what you have typed has been saved in the Black device.
Therefore, you should check the PC for any suspicious piece behind it before using the net in public places for important sites.
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It may not be in the exact package you wanted, BUT It'll be what GOD thinks is best for you...!!!  "

Dare To Dream .........






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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Good Morning - Every1 must read : [LeadersWorkshop] Speech by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis

Speech by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis ...must read... 

 
Don't just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a

balanced, successful life. I use the
word balanced before successful.

Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all

in good order.

There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup.

There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts.

 

Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.

"Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with

a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no

point coming first. Same is with life where health and relationships are

the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your

life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of

being excited and alive, will start to die. ............ .......

One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life is

not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are

like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last

another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need

to get so worked up? ............ ....

It's ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up a

few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights with

your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices..... ...." :)

"Don't be serious, be sincere."!! 


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Monday, January 18, 2010

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Oxymoron........What is it?


 
An
Oxymoronis usually defined as a phrase in which two words of

contradictory meaning are brought together:-

1) Clearly misunderstood

2) Exact Estimate

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Found Missing

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty ugly

8) Seriously funny

9) Only choice

10) Original copies

And the Mother of all......




































11) Happily Married




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Date with another woman ( Must Read, U will not regret it )


Good one.... Please read it , i'm sure ths story will touch your hearts ..

After 21 years of Marriage, my Wife wanted me to take another Woman out to Dinner and a Movie.

She said I Love You but I know this other Woman loves you and would Love to spend some Time with You.

The other Woman that my Wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER ,

who has been a Widow for 19 years,

but the demands of my Work and my three Children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to Invite her to go out for Dinner and a Movie.



'What's wrong, are you well,'
she asked?

My Mother is the type of Woman who suspects that

a Late Night Call or a Surprise Invitation is a sign of Bad News.


'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,'
I responded.

'Just the two of us.'


She thought about it for a moment, and then said,
'I would like that very much.'


That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit Nervous.
When I arrived at her House, I noticed that she too seemed to be Nervous about our Date.

She waited in the Door with her Coat on.

She had Curled her Hair and was wearing the Dress that she had worn to Celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.


She smiled from a face that was as Radiant as an Angel's.



'I told my Friends that I was going to go out with My Son, and they were impressed, '

She said, as she got into the Car.

'They can't wait to hear about our meeting'.

We went to a Restaurant that, although not Elegant, was very Nice and Cozy.

My Mother took my Arm as if She were the First Lady.


After we sat down, I had to read the Menu. Large Print.

Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me.

A Nostalgic Smile was on her Lips.


'It was I who used to have to Read the Menu when you were Small,'

She said..

'Then it's Time that you Relax and let me Return the Favor,'

I responded.


During the Dinner, we had an Agreeable Conversation, nothing Extra-ordinary,

but catching up on recent Events of each other's Life.

We talked so much that we missed the Movie.


As we arrived at her House later,

She said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.'

I agreed..


'How was your Dinner Date?'
asked My Wife when I got Home.

'Very Nice. Much more so than I could have Imagined,' I answered.


A few days later, my Mother died of a Massive Heart Attack.

It happened so suddenly that I didn't have Time to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an Envelope with a Copy of a Restaurant Receipt

from the same place Mother and I had dined.


An Attached Note Said:

'I paid this Bill in Advance.

I wasn't sure that I could be there;

But nevertheless, I paid for Two Plates

One for You and the Other for Your Wife.

You will never know what that Night meant for Me.
I Love You,

My Son.'


At that moment, I understood the Importance of saying in Time:
'I LOVE YOU!'

and to give our Loved Ones the Time that they Deserve.

Nothing in Life is more important than God and your Family .

Give them the Time they Deserve, because these Things cannot be Put Off till 'Some Other Time.'


Pass This Along To Everyone

With An Aging Parent ,
To A
Child ,
To An
Adult ,
To Anyone With A
Parent ,

And Most Importantly,
To Someone You Truly
Love .




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Anger and Love


Very nice message I would like to share………………………….

                                        While a man was polishing his new car in his courtyard, his four year old son came, picked a stone & scratched some lines on the side of the car. In an anger the man took the child's hand & hit it many times not even realizing, he was using a wrench. Child was hospitalesed and lost all  his fingers due to severe multiple fractures. In the hospital the child with painful eyes innocently asked his father, "Dad, when will my fingers will grow back ?" The man was so hurt and speechless. He came back and kicked his car many times.
                                  Devastated by his own actions ………. Sitting in front of his car, he looked at the scratches.
Child  had written, "I LOVE YOU DAD".
Very next day that man committed suicide.

"ANGER & LOVE  HAVE NO LIMITS."

Always remember-

"Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
Unfortunately in todays world people are used and things are loved!!"

 
HAVE NICE DAY & TAKE AGOOD CARE OF YUOSELF!  

 

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

``` sarees and punjabi dresses :: dont miss gals ```


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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Be Alert...

Be  Alert !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This has been sent originally by a member of the Mumbai police force.
Share with your sisters, daughters, nieces, mother, and female friends and
colleagues.



This Incident has been confirmed. At petrol pump, one man came over and
offered his services as a painter to a female putting petrol in her car and
left his visiting card. She said nothing but accepted his card out of
kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another
gentleman.



As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out
of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel
dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and
realized that the odour was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the
card from the gentleman at the service station.



She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she
needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway
and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away
but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could
finally catch her breath.



Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously
injured her.



This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' (Not known To People So Far but
Necessary Information Is Available on Net) and it is used by people who
wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of
them. This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is
transferable on simple card or paper. So take heed and make sure you don't
accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This
applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer
their services.

PLEASE SEND THIS E-MAIL ALERT TO OTHERS. 

 
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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Important: plz read it, follow it and circulate in ur circle and group...!!!!!!

Don't use and download songs from songs.pk. its a pakistani website and profit is 12 cr per day. It provieds funds to terrorists. Raise your voice against terrorism. Forward to all indians.


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