Good Morning - Live your...!!!

"Live your moments for what they are, not for what they may become."


There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Tolerance brings..!!!

"Tolerance brings you the power to become who you really are."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Honour is given..!!!

"Honour is given to someone who does something good and then moves on."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Superb!! Please go slow and see the imagination of painter....!!

Please go slow and see the imagination of painter.   HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY? SO DON'T BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING, TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO..... BROADEN YOUR VIEW, BROADEN YOUR MIND, DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU, DO TREASURE YOUR LOVE, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY, ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY....... ENJOY THE SUNSHINE .. ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Believe in..!!!

"Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - If things are..!!!

"If things are not going right, despite the fact you feel you are doing the right thing, consider it a means to make you strong."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Talk to your mind..!!

"Talk to your mind. Tell it the good, sweet, positive things of eternal truth."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Help others get..!!!

"Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Nothing splendid..!!!!

"Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstances."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Woman

A father came home and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.
Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Send this page to a woman. It's Priceless!!!!!!!!
And a man so that he understands the value of a woman J J J

 
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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Success seems...!!!

"Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes,but they never quit."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Must Read - Tommy Hilfiger & Passenger on British Airways (RACISM)

 

Tommy Hilfiger & Passenger on British Airways (RACISM) Scroll down to read 2 real cases . . .     Well done Oprah and British Airways.    2 TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM 1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true.. Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class white people' His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'. Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show. My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT. PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW.. Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result. We have to see the result of unity. Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in the world. Stop buying any range of their (Tommy H etc) product, perfume, cosmetics, clothes, bags, etc., 2) Scene took place on a British Airways   flight between Johannesburg and London . A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.. 'Madam, what is the matter,' the hostess asked. ' You obviously do not see it then?' she responded.. ' You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.' 'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this Flight is taken. I will go to see if another place is available.' The Hostess went away and t hen came back a few minutes later.. 'Madam, Just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.' Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, 'It is not Usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.' She turned to the black guy, and said, 'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.' At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. Both the above are true stories. If You are against racism, please send this message to all your friends; 'Please do not Delete it without sending it to at least one person'.

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Kids Are Quick

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:           I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.   
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

A very touching & important story

Its long but worth reading!   Please do read!  ------------------------------------- A very touching & important story that your need to read till the end…..         A story worth sharing 4 years ago, an accident took my beloved away and very often I wonder, how does my wife, who is now in the heavenly realm, feel right now? She must be feeling extremely sad for leaving a husband who is incapable to taking care of the house and the kid. 'cos that is the exact feeling that I have, as I feel that I have failed to provide for the physical and emotional needs of my child, and failed to be the dad and mum for my child. There was one particular day, when I had an emergency at work. Hence, I had to leave home whilst my child was still sleeping. So thinking that there was still rice leftovers, I hastily cooked an egg and left after informing my sleepy child. With the double roles, I am often exhausted at work as well as when I am home. So after a long day, I came home, totally drained of all energy. So with just a brief hug and kiss for my child, I went straight into the room, skipping dinner. However, when I jumped into my bed with intention of just having a well-deserved sleep, all i heard and felt was broken porcelain and warm liquid! I flipped open my blanket, and there lies the source of the 'problem'... a broken bowl with instant noodles and a mess on the bed sheet and blanket! Boy, was I mad! I was so furious that I took a clothes hanger, charged straight at my child who was happily playing with his toy, and give him a good spanking! He merely cried but not asking for mercy, except a short explanation: "Dad, I was hungry and there wasn't anymore leftover rice. But you were not back yet, hence I wanted to cook some instant noodles. But I remembered you reminding me not to touch or use the gas stove without any adults around, hence I turned on the shower and used the hot water from the bathroom to cook the noodles. One is for you and the other is for me. However, I was afraid that the noodles will turn cold, so I hid it under the blanket to keep it warm till you return. But I forgot to remind you 'cos I was playing with my toys...I am sorry Dad..." At that moment, tears were starting to run down my cheeks...but I didn't want my son to see his dad crying so I dashed into the bathroom and cried with the shower head on to mask my cries. After that episode, I went towards my son to give him a tight hug and applied medication on him, while coaxing him to sleep. Then, it was time to clear up the mess on the bed. When everything was done and well past midnight, I passed my son's room, and saw that he was still crying, not from the pain on his little buttock, but from looking at the photograph of his beloved mummy.   A year has passed since the episode, I have tried, in this period, to focus on giving him both the love of his dad and mum, and to attend to most of his needs. And soon, he is turning seven, and will be graduating from kindergarten. Fortunately, the incident did not leave a lasting impression on his childhood memories and he is still happily growing up. However, not so long ago, I hit my boy again, with much regret. This time, his kindergarten teacher called, informing me of my son's absence from school. I took off early from work and went home, expecting him to explain. But he wasn't to be found, so I went around our house, calling out his name and eventually found him outside a stationery shop, happily playing computer games. I was fuming, brought him home and whack the hell out of him. He did not retaliate, except to say, 'I am sorry, Dad'. But after much probing, I realized that it was a 'Talent Show' organized by his school and the invite is for every student's mummy. And that was the reason for his absence as he has no mummy..... Few days after the caning, my son came home to tell me, the kindergarten has recently taught him how to read and write. Since then, he has kept to himself and stayed in his room to practice his writing, which I am sure, would make my wife proud, if she was still around. 'cos he makes me proud too!   Time passes by very quickly, and soon another year has passed. It's winter, and its Christmas time. Everywhere the Christmas spirit is in every passer-by...Christmas carols and frantic shoppers....but alas, my son got into another trouble. When I was about to knock off from the day's work, the post office called. Due to the peak season, the post master was also on an edgy mood. He called to tell me that my son has attempted to post several letters with no addressee. Although I did make a promise never to hit my son again, I couldn't help but to hit him as I feel that this child of mine is really beyond control. Once again, as before, he apologized, ' I'm sorry, Dad' and no additional reason to explain. I pushed him towards a corner, went to the post office to collect the letters with no addressee and came home, and angrily questioned my son on his prank, during this time of the year. His answer, amidst his sobbing, was :  The letters were for Mummy. My eyes grew teary, but I tried to control my emotions and continued to ask him: " But why did u post so many letters, at one time?" My son's reply was: " I have been writing to mummy for a long time, but each time I reach out for the post box, it was too high for me, hence I was not able to post the letters. But recently, when I went back to the postbox, I could reach it and I sent it all at once..." After hearing this, I was lost. Lost at not knowing what to do, what to say.... I told my son, " Son, mummy is in the heavenly kingdom, so in future, if you have anything to tell her, just burn the letter and it will reach mummy. My son, on hearing this, was much pacified and calm, and soon after, he was sleeping soundly. On promising that I will burn the letters on his behalf, I brought the letters outside, but couldn't help opening the letter before they turn to ash. And one of the letters broke my heart.... Dear Mummy, I miss you so much! Today, there was a  'Talent Show' in school, and the school invited all mothers for the show. But you are not around, so I did not want to participate as well. I did not tell Dad about it as I was afraid that Dad would start to cry and miss you all over again. Dad went around looking for me, but in order to hide my sadness, I sat in front of the computer and started playing games at one of the shops. Dad was furious, and he couldn't help it but scolded and hit me, but I did not tell him the real reason. Mummy, everyday I see Dad missing you and whenever he think of you, he is so sad and often hide and cry in his room.  I think we both miss you very very much. Too much for our own good I think. But Mummy, I am starting to forget your face. Can you please appear in my dreams so that I can see your face and remember you? I heard that if you fall asleep with the photograph of the person whom you miss, you will see the person in your dreams. But mummy, why haven't you appear? After reading the letter, I cant stop sobbing. 'cos I can never replace the irreplaceable gap left behind by my wife.... For the females with children: Don't do so much overtime. If you cannot finish the work, it must be some kind of problems within the company, and it is not your sole problem. Feedback to your boss, endless overtime may not necessarily be the answer to the problem. Take care of your health so that you can treasure and take care of your little precious. For the married men: Drink less, smoke less, cos nothing can replace your good health, not even business nor clients. Try thinking this way, are you able to work till your clients are totally dependent on you? or your boss is totally dependent on you? In this society, no one is indispensable. Take care of your health, so that you can take care of your little precious and your loved ones.

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Smile, laugh and be..!!!

"Smile, laugh and be enthusiastic about life even when you have no reason to be. By breaking the negative pattern, you will create many great reasons to smile."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Tajmahal is Moving frm AGRA to PUNE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOT  News  !!!!!!!!!!! TAJMAHAL IS MOVING FROM AGRA TO  PUNE don't believe ? huh...? Ok... Scroll down to see the proof   - -------- ----   -- - - -- ------- --   -

 

 

There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

EGG ATTACK On Car - IMPORTANT Info

Very IMP info...........Please follow and tell others

If you are driving at night and were attacked with eggs on your car's windshield, do not operate your wiper or spray any water.  Eggs mixed with water become milky and block your vision up to 92.5 %.  

 You are forced to stop at road side and become victim of robbery.  

 This is new technique used by robbers.

 Take care and Safe Driving.

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Thodi hasi Ho jaye !

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating!!! Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? A . Ek Bigadti hai to  'BANDH ' ho jati hai....Doosri Bigadtihai to 'SHUROO'ho jati hai Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai. A .. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai. Q. What's the similarity between  MOBILE and MARRIAGE ? A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta' Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Tips for writing Matrimony profiles

 This is Ultimate.... ......... ....U could take tips…..
These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com(a matrimonial website) These are actual ads on
a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a
profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
 

WARNING !!! : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...  
 
(Do read the comments in braces)
 
 
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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore ... if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
(Truly yours)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
..........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
( by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP??

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome" )

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)
( Confused ????? )

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
( Plz ? for gods sake take somebody's help in framing sentence )

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there
anything like that.)

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)
(Man!!!!!!! ! she knows her heart's color)

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Simblee Mallu

Few questions related to malayalies

1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?

Kerala .

2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi.

3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

4. Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?

To yearn menney.

5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yay.

7. Why did his wife divorce him?

Because he was louwing another woman.

8. Who found out that?

His andy.

9. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto.

11. Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?

Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

12. Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India ?

Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.

13. Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?

They are ready to do yennything for menney.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

You should atleast send this mail to:

10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,

20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,

40 Malayalis you will receive appams,

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Patience and peace...!!!

"Patience and peace are like the mother and father of love."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Useful E-Government Link www.india.gov.in

The below given links related to Government process would be helpful to you or your friends whenever needed.
      
This section provides you with information and useful links to avail various Citizen Services being provided by the Central & State/UT Governments in India. 
     

Obtain: 
                                                       
     *       Birth Certificate                <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=1> 
     *       Caste Certificate               <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=4> 
     *       Tribe Certificate               <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=8> 
     *       Domicile Certificate          <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=5> 
     *       Driving License                 <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=6> 
     *       Marriage Certificate          <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=3> 
     *       Death Certificate               <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=2> 
     *       Search More - How do I      <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/advancedsearch.php> 
     

Apply for: 
     

     *       PAN Card                        <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=15> 
     *       TAN Card                        <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=3> 
     *       Ration Card                    <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=7> 
     *       Passport                        <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=2> 
     *       Inclusion of name in the Electoral Rolls <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=10> 
     *       Search More - How do I   <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/advancedsearch.php> 
     

Register: 

     *       Land/Property              <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=9> 
     *       Vehicle                         <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=13> 
     *       With State Employment Exchange <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=12> 
     *       As Employer                  <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=17> 
     *       Company                       <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=19> 
     *       .IN Domain                    <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=18> 
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     *       Land Records                          <http://www.india.gov.in/landrecords/index.php> 
     *       Cause list of Indian Courts      <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=7> 
     *       Court Judgments (JUDIS )       <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=24> 
     *       Daily Court Orders/Case Status    <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=21> 
     *       Acts of Indian Parliament        <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=13> 
     *       Exam Results                          <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=16> 
     *       Speed Post Status                   <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=10> 
     *       Agricultural Market Prices Online    <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=6> 
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Book/File/Lodge: 

     *       Train Tickets Online                <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=5> 
     *       Air Tickets Online                    <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=4> 
     *       Income Tax Returns                 <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=12> 
     *       Complaint with Central Vigilance Commission (CVC) <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=14> 

     *       Search More - How do I             <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/advancedsearch.php> 

Contribute to: 
      

     *       Prime Minister's Relief Fund       <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=11> 
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Others: 

      *       Send Letters Electronically         <http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=20> 
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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - No matter what...!!!

"No matter what comes your way, keep planting good, right seeds for your tomorrows."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - A useful thought...!!!!

"A useful thought is one that brings benefit to yourself and others."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Te sangtat Daaru he vish aahe..!!!!!

 

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - When ego is out...!!!

"When ego is out of the way it is very easy to create an atmosphere of harmony."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Be thankful every...!!!!

"Be thankful every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done, whether you like it or not."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - Introspection will...!!!!

"Introspection will ultimately allow you to see your true self in the mirror of your heart."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Have a Nice Day - Be The Example....!!!!!

"Be The Example :Instead of teaching others by telling them, teach them by doing it yourself."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

College days..... D BEST... definitely read it......!!!!

1. On being Late: "Kab shuru hui class?" "Attendance ho gayi kya??" "Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar" "Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya padaya tha isne" "Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse likhunga......." " koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........" "wo bhi iss class ke liye "     2. During the lecture: "Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is ........huuuummmmm........aaaaaaaa............." "No sir.....I know the answer .......sir...." "Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai" "Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........" "Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh" "Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......." "Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .." "Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"   3. Lab: "Expt. 2 likha??" "last time tu aaya the kya?"" "Karna kya hai??" "Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........" "Areee tu to bura maan gaya ........chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata hai...." 4. Sessionals Test: "sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... " "Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya hoga...." "Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...." After test...... "yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen chalega..." SAHI !! 5. For attendance "I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya " "Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........" "Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua....." 6. Late submission of assignments: " Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena" "Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........" "They should allow XEROX.........sala system hi kharab hai " 7 . After exam: "Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..." "kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya" "1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya...........fail pakka......." "Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena.........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......" 8 . VIVA (b4 exam): "Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga" "Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.." "External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......." "Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai" 9 . Submission: "Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?" "kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai" "Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?" "Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......." "Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?" 10 .Copying Assignments: "Ye tune kya likha hai????" (The best one) "Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal" "Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??" " Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar." "Koi hint........" "Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........" 12. Exam: "Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh NAHI aata hai"  ..VERY VERY TRUE !! "ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge" "ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye" "tere paas is ke notes hai??" "Neend aa rahi mujhe to....thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka" "woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)" "nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE "Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........" "Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........." I AGREE !! !!

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning -Thoughts are like..!!!

"Thoughts are like seeds. As are your thoughts, so will be your attitude and behaviour."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

Good Morning - When you build...!!!!

"When you build a house, every brick counts. When you build a character, every thought counts."

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai

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Soul touching poem. . .

I went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, So I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, The way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, Even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, As everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, But as I pulled out into the road, The other car didn't see me, Mom, And hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, "The other guy is drunk," Mom, And now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom.... I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, And most of it is mine. I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time. I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think. He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank And I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, And I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here dying And all he can do is stare. Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave. Someone should have told him, Mom, Not to drink and drive. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom. Before I say good bye. I didn't drink and drive, So why am I the one to die? Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this to as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around the world that will make people understand that don't mix drinking and driving. PLEASE DO THE FAVOR .

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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.

Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!


with luv 'n' regards

Kiran Desai