Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A . Ek Bigadti hai to 'BANDH ' ho jati hai....Doosri Bigadtihai to 'SHUROO'ho jati hai
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai.
A .. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What's the
similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye
A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta? |
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There Comes a Time in Everyone's Life when it doesn't bother what Others Say because deep down You are Sure of what you are.
Live Life like an EAGLE..!!!
with luv 'n' regards
Kiran Desai
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